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One day a young man was driving down a dusty dirt road in the deserts of northern Nevada. He glanced at his dashboard thermometer. It read 110 degrees in the shade. Driving along, he saw a building up ahead. As he approached it, he could see it was a very old-fashioned, general-store-looking building. It was one of those old square-front buildings that looked like it belonged in a 1960's John Wayne western town. The windows were boarded up, and he couldn't tell any sign of inhabitants other than a couple of beat-up cars and trucks parks out front. However, he knew needed to stop for a minute to check his truck, as it had been acting up earlie

MY FAVOURITE BALLOON PARTY (or, "Illogical, Gratuitous Inflation with Hot Celebrity Chicks") _____________by Alec Deluxe________________________     It began as just another balloon party with my closest--and most revealingly dressed--friends and acquaintances: Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Mandy Moore.  We got together, as we often did, to blow up balloons.  Sometimes we'd race to see who could pop them first; other times I'd sit leisurely back and watch these beautiful mouths and sexy lips inflate their balloons larger and larger, as their cheeks rounded out lovingly from the pu